Bigfoot Found, Body Recovered. Press Release on Friday
A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.
DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Vital statistics on the body they’ve recovered:
- 7 ft tall
- Weighs over 500 pounds
- male
- Reddish hair
- Black/Grey eyes
- 5 fingers/toes
The creature was found by Matthew Whitton (AKA Gary Parker) and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.
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Ah… no body! IOP is all they are presenting. It’s all just IOP (Ink On Paper.) Could be POS (Pixels on Screen).
What about DNA evidence you ask? So? Will they pass out DNA samples? No, it will be lab results — IOP. D’oh! Unimpressive.
Impressive would be something like this:
* Pass out pulled hair specimen with root to each journalist.
* Video interview with one or more recognized biologists or zoologists during or after examining the body. Or ANY recognized independent observer given access to the body for that matter!
You hit the nail on the head Allen. If they’re not producing the body then it likely doesn’t exist.
What the he_ _ happened to the press release. Supposedly happened noon til 1 and nothing’s been presented on tv or radio yet. What a joke. Like they wouldn’t be racing to present the findings for their station first if that were real. Found some funny video footage on you tube so wasn’t a total waste of my attention. LOL!
This definately feels like a hoax. I have seen nothing on CNN, MSNBC, or any major newspaper. This would, if true, be a national story.
http://www.bfro.net/hoax.asp
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/08/sasquatch-detec.html
Those jokers, you mean it was a hoax all along?!
Thanks for the link Shadow.