From the New Yorker, Animal Tales, what do animals think of humans when they’re talking to each other.
Example, Dalmatians:
“Hey, look, the truck’s stopping.”
“Did they take us to the park this time?”
“No—it’s a fire. Another horrible fire.”
“What the hell is wrong with these people?”
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