April
18
Cure For Acne. Geeks Rejoice.
Posted In: Medical by Andy at 5:33 pm
Scientists believe they have found a breakthrough treatment for acne. They claim that the drug, SMT D002, can reduce the flow of sebum - an oily substance produced by the skin and believed to be a significant cause - by 90%.
Now if they can just cure the whole ‘afraid to talk to girls’ thing that doesn’t require alcohol. Am I shallow to bump that to the top of the list ahead of cancer?
Well look at it that way Andy.
If Nerds get laid faster, they turn into geeks faster and then harness that increased self esteem to go out and cure cancer by the time they are 22!
There you have it, it dudn’t get more real than that!