Pirate Law #44: When Swimming, Pirates Do Not Dive. They Cannonball.

Pirate Law #1:
A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.
Pirate Law #66:
Pirates do not “IM”. The only instant message allowed is a sword through the chest.
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[...] Through the month of January I paid particular attention to our Pirate Geeks and identified plenty of fun for all. Or, I irritated the heck out of you but at least you learned about lingerie for your Pirate Gal and why 15 men sat on a “Dead Man’s Chest”. And who could forget about the Pirate Laws! [...]