I have a couple of Magic 8 Balls
But since I’m a manager and sometimes need to deal with issues not related to technology from time to time (like all manner of personal problems employees have at home or personality conflicts with other employees), I’m thinking one of these Dr. Freud Therapy Balls
It provides twenty different responses such as "How did that make you feel?" and "Talk about your mother."
Hmm, on second thought, there may be some questions there that are best left unasked 
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Possibly the best use of them is to throw them at the head of employees….
‘Come on MAN, YOU CAN DO BETTER I KNOW’ BONK!
On second thought maybe asking about their mothers is safer….
Yeah, being all touchy feely and nurturing of the younger generation is what’s required nowadays. Throwing stuff and yelling to motivate worked back in the 80′s and 90′s, not today