“White Trash Etiquette” or “Geek My Ride”

For Christmas i had this book on my wish list: “Geek My Ride: Build the Ultimate Tech Rod“.

I didn’t get it.

So anyway, I decided to go look at it tonight and see if I really really wanted it and if so I would probably order it this week. But as I navigated my way through Amazon to my wish list, I came across something else that Amazon was pushing…

“White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners”

This is what the Editorial Review says:

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:

• The proper way to fake a back injury
• How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
• The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
• How to improve your drunk-driving skills
• Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family

There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:

• I’m getting married; can I still wear white if I’m a tramp?
• Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
• How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
• How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?

And much more.

I’m tempted to add this to my wishlist, but so far i’m resisting the urge.

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